the dreaded overflow

[chickenhearted]

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[chickenhearted]

I'm not making fun of you, just correcting you.

[ BIG difference, okay. ]

[coolerjunpei]

[Don't get smart with him, tiny boy...]

In a wiseass way. You're too new to be a wiseass, too.

[chickenhearted]

[ his smarts are all he has going for him basically!! ]

Hmph. It's not my fault you got it wrong.

[coolerjunpei]

Did you have to point it out...? Was it killing you that I got some words wrong?

[Must you be Like This??]

[chickenhearted]

[ Yes. ]

It was a bit bothersome...

[coolerjunpei]

[Waver?! Don't shame him like this.]

Wh—seriously? C'mon, it was one thing... Give me a break.

[chickenhearted]

[ Look he can't help it. It's in his Nature. ]

Okay, fine! But maybe you should be more careful next time.

[coolerjunpei]

With stupid phrases? This isn't even my first language!

[This doesn't matter... he'd still get them all wrong. He has no excuse.]

[chickenhearted]

Well then, consider this a language lesson.

[ See, he's actually being helpful. ]

[coolerjunpei]

Can I get a refund...? [Nobody asked for this rude help.] I've already got enough fussy smartasses in my life without hiring another one.

[chickenhearted]

No. [ besides, it's pro bono. ] You'll be fine, I'm sure of it.

[coolerjunpei]

You're just trying to get away with making fun— oh, sorry, correcting me whenever you want to look smart.

[Sigh... sigh!! Everyone in his life is a goddamn smartass.] Whatever. I guess I'm buying you food either way.

[chickenhearted]

I am smart. I don't need to look smart.

[ So there. He is a smartass though. A slightly smug one when he feels like he's won an argument. ] Yeah, I guess you are.

[coolerjunpei]

[This kid... Junpei gives him a Look, but here, they're going to buy- or rather, Junpei is going to buy some dang burgers. The burger stand of choice is just up ahead.]

Maybe I should make you say something nice before I just give you food.

[chickenhearted]

[ Good, because he IS feeling a little bit hungry now that he's slightly less embarrassed and far more clothed.

But he scoffs at this new idea immediately. ]

I have been nice! I'm not being mean at all!

[coolerjunpei]

Oh? Did you say something besides making fun of me when I wasn't listening? Maybe you should repeat it.

[Ah yes, he's always wanted a whiny kid brother, great. Leaving aside that Waver is only 3 years younger than him, never mind.]

[chickenhearted]

Now you just want to be complimented!

[ He's not buying into this game, mister. And he doesn't want to be a "kid" anything! ]

[coolerjunpei]

[The tiniest, babiest brother!!]

Yeah, who doesn't? It's normal!

[chickenhearted]

[ No not allowed! ]

Well I'm not just going to compliment you randomly! That's not normal!

[coolerjunpei]

Seriously? Do you ever go to parties?

[Like, okay, Junpei doesn't go to parties, but he's pretty sure from movies that people say nice things at parties without it being a whole thing.]

[chickenhearted]

... No.

[ Does he look like a Party Animal to you? No, he's just a loser with no friends except Alexander the Great. ]

B-but that doesn't matter! It's still not normal!